ElectionSnark (15 May)
John Edwards endorses Obama, along with Pert shampoo, Vidal Sassoon conditioner, and Revlon nail polish.
Obama reveals himself to be vile sexist pig. He also hates kittens.
“I won’t quit and you can’t make me,” vows Clinton, who then threatens to hold her breath until they give her the nomination.
Sean Penn endorses Obama, then accuses him of unconstitutional voting record before being upstaged by dancing pandas. That story snarks itself.
Republicans reported concerned about prospects of fall wipeout. I can’t believe it. They finally noticed.
Emily’s List goes after NARAL. Professional wrestling fans respond: Chick fight!!! Hillary Clinton campaign demands apology for rank sexism, then realizes that the pro wrestling fans are their base.
Analyst muses that Obama might be liberal on taxes. YOU THINK?????
McCain straight-talks his way on to both sides of an issue.
President Bush still manages to say foolish things. BDS Brigades still manage to completely lose their minds over it.









