ElectionSnark (13 May)
Hillary’s campaign compared to Monty Python’s “dead parrot” sketch. Next: Ron Paul’s campaign compared to Monty Python’s “spam, spam, spam, eggs, and spam” sketch. And Obama says to Rev. Wright, “wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more!” And John McCain announces, “I’d like to buy an argument, please”. And Mike Huckabee resurrects campaign after finding the “holy hand grenade of Antioch”.
Poll reveals that 82% believe that 31% of the people are 95% wrong about 68% of everything.
Poll reveals Democrats have advantage in upcoming general election. Poll also reveals that Superman has advantage over Yogi the Bear in head-to-head combat.
Obama surrenders, dons flag pin. Also promises to implement completely new style of politics by implementing internet-based system to pander more rapidly than any previous campaign.
Actual West Virginia voters refute the notion that anti-Obama crusade features much ignorance, racism and prejudice. Except, well, totally not.
College Democrats leaders endorse Obama on YouTube. Clinton supporters respond in kind, “Leave Hillary Alone!“
LMAO. It’s all great, but that’s especially good.
It would be funnier if I didn’t feel the impulse to reach through the screen and throttle the woman. So, I’m to believe that these are "Real Americans" and that college educated folks who don’t believe everything we’re told on a spam email are half-breed mongrel Americans at best? Ugh.