ElectionSnark column briefly mis-dated. Clinton and Obama campaigns demand each other publicly apologize.

Balance of superdelegates shifts to Obama. Remaining Hillary Clinton supporters order Kool-Aid and cyanide. (Oooooo. Too soon?)

Paulistas insist that their favorite alien “deserves representation at the Republican national convention in proportion to the support he received in the primary”, but insiders report that it is unlikely they will be satisfied with that 4%. A conspiracy is rumored to be involved.

Hillary supporters openly bet on the racist hillbilly vote as her last, best hope. Democrats assure us, however, that it is the Republicans that are the racist party.

Novak reports that Democrats plan to throw Joe Lieberman out of the party if he endorses McCain while Republicans plan to do absolutely nothing about Ron Paul’s strident opposition to McCain. Democrats assure us, however, that it is the Republicans that are the intolerant party.

McCain paints portrait of Obama, using paint-by-numbers kit.

Washington Post manufactures anti-McCain story. Asked for comment, a Post source said, “Why should the New York Times get all the fun?”

General election poll shows that someone will defeat someone else in November, plus or minus 50 percentage points.

Obama endorses diplomacy in dealing with Hizbollah…um, I mean Hillary, um….was it Hamas? Something with a frickin’ H.

Obama announces expansion of U.S. to 57 states. Killing two controversies with one stone, he announces new flag lapel pin too. Glenn Greenwald predictably denounces Obama as a “warmonger”.

Role of young voters continues to grow, but they still don’t have any idea what they are talking about.