ElectionSnark (28 April)
Rev. Jeremiah Wright continues to seriously outlive his 15 minutes of fame. Barack Obama buys yet another case of Advil.
Paulbots are hijacking state conventions in hopes of obtaining a speaking slot for Voldemort himself at the national convention. McCain organizers reported more likely to offer speaking slot to Rev. Wright. Critical tin-foil shortage reported in state convention cities.
Obama “bored” by perpetual Clinton campaign. Join the crowd, Barack, we got T-shirts.
New York Times loses 9% of its total Sunday subscription base as both of its conservative subscribers cancel. All of the remaining 9 subscribers praised the paper’s “insightful, timely, and unbiased reporting”.
William Kristol rises to defend Hillary Clinton. Next up: Cindy Sheehan rises to defend George W. Bush.
Karl Rove offers advice to Obama. No one doubts his sincerity. Do you?
Zakaria wonders whether a McCain foreign policy amounts to a new Cold War. But the rest of us wonder more whether John McCain is really Glenn Quagmire. Giggity giggity goo!










"hijacking", "playing by the rules to show support" The wording that is chosen is all just minor details really.