When Good Luck Is Bad Luck

Filed under: Drugs, Morons — Michael van der Galien, Editor-in-Chief on June 21, 2007 @ 5:00 pm CEST

PatHMV displays his infinite wisdom by writing:

Bad luck: A plane hits your house.
Good luck: Nobody is hurt.
Bad luck: The police investigating the crash find your marijuana crop in the back yard.

Read the post at Stubborn Facts, it is hilarious.

There you are, sitting in your garden, smoking your home-grown marijuana; suddenly a place crashes into your home. You call the police, afraid - you’re panicking - terrorist attack? Police come, see it was just an accident, everybody - including the pilot is fine. Then the police take a closer look at your home and your garden and… before you can pretend not to be high, you’re arrested.

You’re in jail, exchanging stories with your fellow inmates about what you did and how you were arrested, everybody rolls on the floor laughing: you’re saying a plane ratted you out? Right. What exactly were you smoking again?

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1 Interested

June 21, 2007 @ 8:13 pm CEST

Is this where he says he did smoke Marijuana
but didn’t inhale?

2 paulidrugs

June 24, 2007 @ 6:48 am CEST

thats right for the police the people who grown marijuana in their gardens are like murders or something, its like they have a dead man in the garden
the law is so stupid
sorry about my englissshhh